Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Rival


He's as cunning as a harassed squirrel, as ruthless as an agitated duck, as relentless as a disrupted fire ant. He will cut you from naval to neck and drag your lower intestines across the finish line. Nothing seems to quench his thirst for ruthless victory.
I'm getting old. 24. He's not even 13 and has more Pro Cat Four in him in one season than some of the most hardened and grizzled amateur bike racers. He takes the chances that I never would have, sens pubic hair. He has huge, heavily forested, proverbial BALLS.
When you cat up; kudos to you kiddo. Until then, watch your hairless backside!


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